I hope you get the point, because I am going to try and tell you a story with pictures…
This sinking in? Ok, we are ready to move to the next part of our story..
Looks rather harmless at this distance does he not?
I hope you are starting to question your last assessment! (How you could even think to use the word “harmless” on a creature this horrible???)
Can you see the absolute terror in Asher’s eyes? How about Ryan Greene’s? (To think you used the word “harmless”! I am still a bit offended at the audacity!)
Here is the Baboon actively looking for a small child to eat. Let’s hope he doesn’t find our precious (absolutely harmless) angel named Asher.
Look at Asher minding his own business while the Baboon looks hungrily on! See Asher’s beautiful sweet face but don’t ignore the terror crawling up his spine as it dawns on him that he is about to be a Baboon’s lunch!
Here Asher is paralyzed with fear as he catches the hungry carnivore planning his attack. Run Asher! Run Run RUN!!!
Here the Baboon craftily looks away in order to TRICK Asher into calming down. Only Asher is so horrified he can’t move! (“Harmless”? “Harmless” you say? Shame!)
Somehow Asher gathers himself and begins to rise as the angry Baboon rushes forward to no doubt KILL him!
Here Asher narrowly escapes certain disaster! (I hope you will use a little common sense next time you invoke a word like “harmless!” Frankly, it’s hard not to be a little upset with you.)
Oh…here is Asher with some ostriches…
The End
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